Today I watched the Hungarian Grand prix which turned out to be one of the more interesting races so far this season. Notable mainly for a big double pile up on the first corner, and Alonso holding off the demented afro freak for ten or so laps and thus ensuring his team mate got his maiden win. There’s nothing quite like watching a driver get his first win in F1, and even more so when his exhausted car gives up the ghost before the pits and he jogs back in a state of severe jubilation.
Sebastian Vettel managed to get 2nd place behind the young Frenchman, Ocon. Vettel was being interviewed and I couldn’t but help noticing that he had managed to make a ridiculous face mask even more ridiculous. He achieved this astounding feat by sporting a face mask with a rainbow design. Then I noticed that his helmet had rainbows too. Has Vettel come out as a fairy, I wondered. And then the penny dropped.
Hungary has been a bit mean to the sodomites recently. We can’t have that then, can we.