Every time I hear the utterance of the phrase, ‘happy wife, happy life’, I sigh a little bit at the poor schmuck saying it. Last night I was watching a cooking show, (so shoot me; I like cooking), and this brow-beaten beta male with a genuine harpy for a wife rolled it out no less than three times. So let’s have a look at what’s going on with this phrase.
Today I present, the shitlord of the week, courtesy of Mr Bayou:
A schoolboy in Russia has won a month living with a porn star as a prize in an online competition.
My favorite quote from the original post:
‘I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes…. and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me. I am happy so much.
‘I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we’ll sort it out. When I meet the girl, I’ll say: “Hi, I am that very boy, I’ve won you.”‘
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for our shitlord of the week.
I know it’s not Friday for most of you, but it is here in Australia and we’re in front and the rest of you are just catching up.
I have a contact who is ex-military at quite a high level. He participated in quite a few war-games with the Saudis. The thought of them invading their own arsehole sends him into fits of hysterical laughter.
If they stay my head will implode. Britain pays the EU 55 million pounds a day for the privilege of losing control of their own democratic process.
I hate everyone equally so pretty hard for me to get offended.
God does have a sense of humor.
Let’s see; your business model is built on people sending lots of messages to each other and after becoming wildly successful you decide to install a “Trust and Safety Council,” to censor some speech that you don’t like. If you own Twitter stock and you don’t intend to sell it I have a Nigerian friend called Moses who would like you to help him transfer some money …
Update: Twitter CEO named as weasel of the week.
It comes out every Tuesday and it should be a go-to for you on your weekly internet travels.
Same with these guys. I love Brainpickings, (although they aren’t restricted to only Tuesday).
As are the majority of conservative sites and publications. What they are going to do when he wins the nomination is beyond me, (something which I called last July and all my friends made fun of me – who’s laughing now?) How bonkers has The Federalist gone? They’re now willing to vote Hillary over Trump to “save” conservatism.
And finally, for your viewing pleasure, a sad Bernie Sanders supporter cries that there are people out there who would vote for Trump. If you’ve ever wondered how politicians like Julia Gillard get elected, this is the reason. Have a good weekend!
It’s Thursday morning where I live. Time for another trait:
The modern man is confident.
The next post on the fascinating list is:
The modern man spends less than he earns.