Today I present, the shitlord of the week, courtesy of Mr Bayou:

A schoolboy in Russia has won a month living with a porn star as a prize in an online competition.

My favorite quote from the original post:

‘I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes…. and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me. I am happy so much.

‘I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we’ll sort it out. When I meet the girl, I’ll say: “Hi, I am that very boy, I’ve won you.”‘

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for our shitlord of the week.