It’s 7.30 on Sunday morning and as usual I’ve already been up for ages. There are a few things that caught my eye this week so let’s have a look.
Quite possibly the worst advice I have ever seen concerning how to save a marriage. Which must make this guy, (yes, unbelievably it was a guy who wrote that tosh), the very worst marriage counselor in the entire world. Which is saying something seeing as most of them are terrible. According to Mr Schanfarber, if your wife has decided to run off and shack up with the milkman it’s your fault.
Women in my office tell me: “Someone could come and sweep me off my feet, right out from under my husband.” Sometimes the realization scares them. Sometimes it makes them cry.
And what do you need to do to fix the problem and win her back?
Touch her with your full attention. Before you put your hand on her, notice the sensation in your hand. Notice what happens the moment you make contact. What happens in your body? What do you feel? Notice the most subtle sensations and emotions.
Fucking brilliant tip-top advice there, pal. Mind you, that’s what get when you take marriage advice from a Gamma male whose only qualification is a certificate in Hakomi therapy.
The good Captain outlines the traits the top 1% of marriageable women possess.
He missed one though; the best women are not obsessed with their nails.
Also when considering the good lady for a wife you might want to check out her crazy/hot coefficient.
And to finish off, yesterday my good lady unicorn went and took a photo for me that made me happy. She is a good girl.
And that’s all, folks!