The better the sex the crazier she is, and the crazier she is the shorter the duration you need to see her. For the ultimate crazies out there, one night is probably too long. For that one night of the best sex of your life you’ll probably spend months trying to extricate the bitch if you made the mistake of taking her back to your home.

Johnny Depp made the mistake of marrying her. Amber Heard is grade A crazy-sex material. Number one identifier is her public affirmation of her bisexuality and her carefree attitude to such during her relationship to Depp. It’s one thing to date a girl who was seeing other girls before you. It’s another thing entirely to marry one who then continues to see girls after you’re married.

As soon as I heard this, (which was a while ago), I thought to myself, oh dear – Johnny is going to suffer an attack of the crazies. And sure enough he has with his wife filing for divorce citing domestic abuse. Poor old Depp is going to be a deer in the headlights because he is going to try and play fair with someone who has no intention of playing fair at all. Yesterday Depp was excoriated on social media, the mainstream media, and space-aliens from Alpha Centuri media who are also following with rapt attention.

Doug Stanhope, one of Depp’s close friends, has written a piece in support of his friend.

We’d watched it build like this since before they were married. We’d watched her manipulate and f— with him for years. We didn’t say a word. To each other, yes, but never to him.

When your friend is in an awful, abusive relationship — man or woman — and you risk weighing in that their counterpart is a demon, you know the odds are they will jump right back into the fire and then dump you from their life for being honest.

Most of us have been on one or both sides of this coin. Choosing to be blinded, or removing the people who have clearer eyes that can guide you.

Hands up who has been in this situation before. I have, with a very dear friend falling into the clutches of one of the more psychopathic nutjobs I have ever met. Right from the beginning I knew he was in trouble, but just as I was sure of the danger I was also fully aware that it was beyond useless to say anything. She did her best to cut him off from his surrounding friends while she worked her black magic. If I had said anything it would have given her the needed ammunition to finish off our friendship.

So for two years I waited, watching as his life descended into one misery after another. Until finally one day he admitted to me that there might just be a few issues in his relationship and I went to town. He got free but I would say that he is still recovering both financially and emotionally over three years later.

Another of my close friends had something similar happen to him, but he was in my position as it was one of his other friends who had fallen under the spell of a crazy. His friend asked him to be his best man. He thought about it and then refused, telling his friend just how much of a mistake he was making by marrying the crazy. This destroyed their friendship, even after he was proved correct when his friend divorced her some years later. The friendship was unrecoverable.

Stanhope recounts how he finally spoke to Depp when his friend voiced his own doubts.

Other people came in and out during the afternoon, all verifying that we’d been cowardly, saying things only behind his back for so long.

He seemed dumbstruck that nobody had ever come clean about this and he thanked everyone for being honest. He still pronounced his love for Amber but was presciently aware that she was going to pull off some kind of ruse to f— him over.

He hadn’t slept in days with anxiety. You’d call him a paranoid if you didn’t know better. But he knew better and he was right.

With the game up, Heard pulled her ruse that very night after Depp’s friends had left the house. The revealing part of this exchange is Depp still pronouncing his love for this woman after he has finally admitted to himself and his friends that he is indeed in mortal danger.

That’s because crazy sex is crazy sex. It’s just like a drug and Depp is still addicted. You can bet your life that even right now, after he has been publicly smashed by his wife’s actions, that he still loves her and would forgive her and take her back at the first opportunity.

Stay away from the crazy. Admire them for the wild animals that they are. From a distance. Preferably behind a caged wall.

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