I’m sorry but I had to dump Scarlett Johansson.

The good wife and I each have a celebrity free pass. This is a nominated celebrity which we’re allowed to sleep with if we ever get the opportunity. For the past eight years my own free pass has been Scarlett Johansson. The Scarlett Johansson that I saw in Lost in Translation.

But now she has to go. Both because she is getting on in years and due to her recent participation in the March to end Feminism forever.

So I need a new celebrity free pass. Any suggestions, oh erstwhile and wise commenters? (She has to be a conservative. I’ve learned my lesson.)

11 thoughts on “I’m sorry but I had to dump Scarlett Johansson.

  1. Skew

    Rachel McAdams. I fell in love with her watching her in the movie “Notebook” and the “Time Travelers Wife”. BUT now I’ve read her bio and found out:
    1. She is a vegetarian and
    2.She doesn’t own a car. As part of her daily contribution to help conserve energy, she rides her bike or takes the bus.
    I’m guessing here but something tells me she’s not a conservative. Sigh.


  2. David Moore

    Yes, I have to agree. As I commented on Tim’s site, she has hit the wall a decade or two early. Sadly, she was always a Hollywood liberal, hanging out with Sean Penn does that. That will become more to the front the older she gets.

    I’m going to offer you a left field option; Stacy Dash. That is a girl who has aged with grace.


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