Adam Piggott

Gentleman adventurer

Another clueless millennial.

Regular readers of my blog will be aware of my attitude as regards to millennials complaining that they can’t afford to move out of home, let alone purchase a house, whilst simultaneously affording themselves a lifestyle that is entirely at odds with their supposed property investment goals.

These are the ‘smashed avocado set’. Young people who are perfectly happy to blow their money on $50 breakfasts while complaining that they are priced out of the property market. So it was with some amusement that I read this article from a millennial purporting to disprove the avocado on toast moniker.

Yet, five years after leaving university, here I am – no closer to being able to rent, let alone buy, a place of my own than I was when I graduated. I want my own space. Who wouldn’t? But with stifling house prices, rising rents, stagnant wages and a shedload of student debt, that’s not looking likely.

We’ll leave the ‘shedload of student debt’ to one side for the moment and have a look at his other points. Stagnant wages? You can lay the blame for that entirely at the feet of the hideous decision to mass import low skilled foreign immigrants over the last twenty years. Immigration does not do anything to help an economy because immigrants are not producers when they arrive in the country. In order to demand products or services you must first be a supplier so that you have the income to be able to demand in the first place.

This distortion of the employment market has caused wages to stagnate across the economy, but it has had the biggest impact on entry level and low level jobs that immigrants typically go for.

High house prices and rising rents are also a reflection of this trend. Housing is no longer seen as a home; more and more it is an investment, and prices reflect this changing attitude. The more people enter a country then the more competition there is for housing.

Back to our intrepid millennial:

After leaving Birmingham University with a philosophy degree …

Before you all fall about laughing, I actually consider philosophy to be an extremely viable subject for young people to study. It is the basis for Western civilization, and so the more people who understand and appreciate that the better.

However, it is an important subject when taken in addition to other subjects. But philosophy on its own is no longer a secure investment path for new graduates. Just what jobs did this young man actually think that he was going to be in line for once he graduated from a third rate institution like Birmingham university?

But although I was earning, an expensive room in a rented flat just wasn’t an option: I’d have had to make some major cutbacks to my social life, and I’ve never been one to continually prioritise saving over doing the things I enjoy. I don’t splash the cash like I’m a millionaire, but I won’t say no to four or five beers with friends. You should not have to give up on fun entirely, in order to leave home.

Don’t bother reading the rest of his piece. What more do you need to know? Like most millennials he has been brought up to have it all and expect it all. Sacrifices are anathema to these people. He said it himself – he has never been one to prioritise saving over doing the things that he enjoys. I don’t have a problem with that. But I do have a problem if that same individual then goes on to loudly complain that the deck is stacked against him and that he can’t purchase a home.

Four or five beers with friends? In Australia you won’t see much change from $50 for that sort of night out on the town. How many nights a week does he do this? Let’s say four nights a week. That’s ten large a year. By his own admission it has been five years since he left university. That would be fifty large by now. $50,000 of beer. Do you know what that sounds like? That sounds like a home deposit to me.

I know what he’ll say next – but that sort of deposit will only buy me a small home with a long commute. Yeah, and? Oh, that’s right, I forgot – you’ve been brought up to have it all and you expect it all. When you say purchase a home what you mean is a terrace in Knightsbridge. Silly me.

Of course, if the silly twit hadn’t racked up a huge amount of student debt studying philosophy and had instead got himself a trade, he could then take those marketable skills somewhere else in the country where the housing prices are much more competitive. The really crazy thing is that he is still young enough to go and get a trade. After all, he’s still living at home with mommy and daddy.

But millennials look down on the trades as being beneath their expectations, even though it is exactly those types of people who are buying houses. Yet our philosophy major still has some sort of lofty dream of becoming a university professor where he can lecture and mentor younger people on what path they need to follow in life.

In other words, it is the blind leading the blind.

The article that I linked to reads like a parody. It displays a stunning lack of self-awareness, but it is entirely typical of the me generation. Usually it is the parents and educators that are at fault, but sooner or later these kids are going to have to wake up and understand that the world works completely differently once you get outside of the school and university walls.

Nobody cares that you can’t afford a home. And the more you complain about wanting to eat your avocado toast and have your house too, the more we’re going to look upon you as the useless cretins that you are.


Weak professors translates to weak degrees.


Magic dirt thinking and Western values.


  1. Adam

    This blog should be mandatory reading for millennials although I suspect, sadly, that they STILL wouldn’t get it. They are all probably waiting for their mummys & daddys to buy their little preciouses houseys of their very own. I think the whole generation collectively identifies as six year old spoilt brats trapped in grown up bodies.

  2. I agree with what you said but will add: my folks bought their house in what are now the middle band suburbs in 1980 for $40,000. In today’s money that is $300,000. Houses there are going for over a mil.
    I don’t live in Oz anymore or want to buy a house, but I have some sympathy for the little tackers. Many more frugal than the bloke in the article will never be able to buy a home.

    • Adam

      A mate of mine has a shop-fitting business in Adelaide. His final year apprentice just purchased his first home. 20 years old.

  3. Adam, don’t know if you know of Mike Rowe here in the states.

    He has a program called “Dirty Jobs” and has established a grant program for learning a trade. He has a great FakeBook page. You should look him up and watch some of his programs (if you can get them). They air on our “Discovery Channel” on Saturdays.

    I learned auto repair as a kid and worked for years as a mechanic, which put me through 4 years for my bachelors degree and then 3 years of grad school to get 3 California teaching credentials. Went to class all that time with dirty fingernails.

    Fuck these prissy and self-centered punks who have no idea of an honest day’s labor.

    • Adam

      Yeah, Mike Rowe is great. I don’t watch all of his stuff but I catch up now and then.

  4. RS

    No question the young author’s priorities are skewed. However, I would note that housing prices–at least in coastal areas of the U.S.–are also predicated on land regulation costs instituted by progressive governments. Of course, such laws are always enacted for the greater public good of environmentalism, historical preservation, etc., but in reality they are designed to confine the lower and middle class to cattle-pens while leaving the the nicer single family homes to the upper class. Query: Does our young author vote Leftish? If so, his voting habits are as much a problem as his self-discipline.

  5. Dan

    Pretty flawed logic Adam.
    I won’t argue that studying Philosophy is a smart way to get a job.
    However ‘let’s say four nights a week’? That’s a lot of socializing and a large assumption on your part in order to make your ‘That sounds like a home deposit to me’ theory work.
    Did you not like to enjoy a beer with some friends when you were young?
    I certainly did and so did all my friends who later could afford houses. Shit was cheaper and more manageable back then. Hell, in earlier days education was free!

  6. Just what jobs did this young man actually think that he was going to be in line for once he graduated from a third rate institution like Birmingham university?

    Birmingham is Russell Group, which puts it second tier in the UK after Oxbridge.

    • Adam

      Ok, my bad, second rate then. (Let me guess – you went there?)

      • Nope, Manchester. You’d not want to call any of the Russell Group unis second rate, trust me on this.

        • Adam

          These days I consider just about any uni to be second rate to be perfectly frank.

  7. pavetack

    “Just what jobs did this young man actually think that he was going to be in line for once he graduated”

    Now Adam, A Philosophy degree used to be a path to an honest working man’s living. You’d be out in three or four years, with your BA, and you’d head to a your local Philosophy factory, Union shop, good wages, tea breaks. 8 hours cranking out axioms, assumptions and what not. Or you’re assembling claims, counterclaims, reasons, and evidence into some shiny thesis, to be shipped off around the world. Oh, the pride we took, when British arguments were considered top-kit, world class.

    But nowadays that work’s been shipped off to low cost countries, India, China, Pakistan. A lot of it’s been automated away anyhow – remember that the next time you pick up a cheap Q.E.D at Tesco!

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