With just a warm tickle to go we are getting to the end of the month, which so far has been the biggest to date on ye old blog of this here most humble writer with over 50K views, a 20% increase on the previous month. The comments on the articles are also becoming consistently healthy which I put down to the copious amounts of virgin sacrifices that I have been enthusiastically performing.
We also have good news on the podcast front which has been offline while my worldly goods were transported across the oceans. It appears that various pirates had no interest in my collection of mint nose boogers stuck under my desk and our stuff arrives this Monday. This means that I can get back to the weekly podcast so I thank all of my dear listeners for bravely going about their week without my comforting take-downs of the world to accompany them. So the podcast will be back up next Wednesday in its usual time slot. And the heathens everywhere rejoiced!
But come now, enough of these meanderings; it is merriment and good cheer on which we depend, not to mention the usual bevy of hawt chicks of the week. Press the button and all of your desires will be met. Guaranteed or none of your money back which you didn’t send me because I don’t have things like Patreon to swing my cold and tired ass out in the wind.