There’s something for everyone on the hawt chicks & links this week. Well, by everyone I mean everyone with half a brain cell to rub together. So obviously no leftists, communists, feminists, socialists, homosexualists, transgenderists, black lives matterists, I-identify-as-a-pixieists, veganists, Tesla-driverists, Muslimists, or any other ‘ist that I can think of in this space of time. For you poor people there is no hope available to cure you of your ills. May your own misery be upon you, blah-de blah blah blah.
And with that caveat out of the way, on with the show.
I was having lunch the other day with my group of fellow CEOs…some current and some former. I asked the question: “Well, who has gotten that visit from the corporate lawyer, advising you to avoid hiring women executives”. Every one in the group groaned and looked away. The message was clear. They had ALL gotten that visit.
I was not aware that CEOs got together and lunched. I’ve known a couple of CEOs in my time and I don’t think that they did this. But then again, I wasn’t inquiring as to their lunch companions. Still, it sounds a bit weak to me.
As a CEO I have a legal obligation to avoid risk. Because of #Mettoo, women walk in the door with the metaphorical equivalent of a suicide bomb strapped to their back. The slightest wrong move, the slightest insult, and BANG. Everybody is dead.
In the past it was just a few women who had this tendency to use lawsuits to destroy. Now in the era of #Metoo, it has become fashionable. Even the not-so-bright receptionist I hire as a temp is on the lookout for her moment of perceived fame.
Ouch, wymens. You lot really did believe the mantra that you could have it all. And at everyone else’s expense too.
Pax Dickonson trolls the living shit out of Rolling Stone journalist who can’t accept the word no.
I agreed but explained that I required significant security measures for meetings with the disreputable journalist class she represented, and she would have to follow my security directives to the letter in order to get her interview.
First, I ordered her to purchase a bright red Make America Great Again hat at Trump Tower before her trip. I explained that the fashionable hat would cost $35 due to its quality American-made construction, but assured her that her paymasters at Rolling Stone magazine would certainly reimburse her. I explained that I needed her to have the hat for identification purposes later. I also sent her an address to a closed restaurant 3 hours drive from New York and told her to go to that location and await further instructions.
Still not sick of winning.
Jessi Cruickshank is a personality on the Canadian government’s official propaganda channel, the CBC, which promotes homosexuality.
On June 1, Ms. Cruickshank hosted a number of young children on her CBC program, encouraging them to celebrate homosexuality.
If I was anti-homosexual before I am beyond over it now. Gays are evil. They are Satanic corruptors of our children. We danced with the devil when we sought to accommodate them. The time of reckoning is at hand.
The city’s first official pride celebration — a walk from City Hall to the Loews Annapolis Hotel — started with a seventh-grader.
Twelve-year-old Claire Drapeau has been out as bisexual since she was in fifth-grade at Crofton Middle School. This year after telling friends, family and classmates she also identifies as gender-fluid, Drapeau wanted to join in on a pride celebration.
She’s been bisexual since 5th grade? Does that mean that as a 10 year old she was having sex? What does that even mean? Here is the great evil. Kids at 10 or 12 in general have no understanding of what sex even is, unless they grow up on a farm.
What comes to mind for me when presented with something like this is the following cartoon.
This is of no help to women, for the aforementioned reason that evil people are not going to be deterred by being told not to rape. The fact it is against the law already sends this message, yet it does not always stop evildoers. This is also deeply insulting to men, as it collectively blames all men.
This collective blame is what Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young did when she called out, as claimed by Liberal Democrats Senator David Leyonhjelm, that men should stop raping women. Leyonhjelm responded by calling out that Hanson-Young should “stop shagging men.”
I’d like to see the type of men that Sarah Sea-Patrol is apparently shagging. The fat cow has given Senator Leyonhjelm one week to apologise or face potential litigation. I am not expecting him to back down. He’s gone too far and anyway, the modern man does not apologise.
Aaron has a retirement tip for us all.
Most human beings don’t want to be treated like dogs. Yet, a recent Reddit thread suggests some women get more than a little excited if you talk to them as if they were a four-legged furball.
According to the Daily Star, a fair amount of ladies revealed all it takes is two words to make them orgasm while they’re getting it on these days. Those two words? You guessed ’em — good girl.
If my faithful readers could test this out with their other halves, that would be great.
A Polish charity has received a huge phone bill after it lost a GPS tracker that it had placed on the back of a stork, it’s reported.
According to official broadcaster Radio Poland , the environmental EcoLogic Group placed a tracker on the back of a white stork last year to track the bird’s migratory habits.
It travelled some 3,700 miles (6,000kms), and was traced to the Blue Nile Valley in eastern Sudan before the charity lost contact.
EcoLogic told the Super Express newspaper that somebody found the tracker in Sudan, removed the sim card and put it in their own phone, where they then racked up 20 hours’ worth of phone calls.
Hands up who loves it when this happens to environmental charities? Everyone? Thought so.
Trump the pragmatist, by Charles Krauthammer.
I neither view nor do I believe Trump views himself as a conservative. It is my opinion that Trump is a pragmatist. He sees a problem and understands it must be fixed. He doesn’t see the problem as liberal or conservative, he sees it only as a problem. That is a quality that should be admired and applauded, not condemned. But I get ahead of myself.
Viewing problems from a Liberal perspective has resulted in the creation of more problems, more entitlement programs, more victims, more government, more political correctness, and more attacks on the working class in all economic strata.
Viewing things according to the so-called Republican conservative perspective has brought continued spending and globalism to the detriment of American interests and well being. Denial of what the real problems are, weak, timid, ineffective appeasement oriented leadership that amounts to a government afraid of its own shadow. In brief, it has brought liberal ideology with a pachyderm as a mascot juxtaposed to the ass of the Democrat Party.
A good piece for him to go out on.