Apparently when you girls are in your sexual market prime, this is your attitude to family, love, commitment and happiness:
Traveled the world and met interesting people = had sex with lots of guys.
Hooked up with some cute guys = they might have been cute but she couldn’t remember after 17 vodka jello shots.
Learned new stuff = she would boast on social media about how good she was at giving head.
Nobody thought she was a slut = everyone knew she was a slut.
Always put herself first = she was a selfish bitch.
Went to rock concerts = went to rock concerts just like everyone else, although she really tried hard to sleep with the band but she didn’t even make it to the front of the stage, let alone past security.
No one ever told her to go make a sandwich = she worked as a “barista”.
Kept her apartment and all of her shoes = she spent her entire life living from paycheck to paycheck and whenever an emergency came up she would whore herself out on GoFundMe, an act that became increasingly more desperate and unsuccessful as her SMV approached the wall.
Never got cheated on, period = she cheated on people all of the time but went batshit crazy if a guy she was with so much as looked at another girl.
Her family and friends thought she was fucking cool as hell = everyone dreaded family gatherings and events, and they would even pool money to give to her to go on another world trip just so long as she did it during major holidays.
Made tons of money = hooker, which was ultimately pointless seeing as she made tons of money but she also spent it all at the same time.
The toilet seat was always down = she taught her cats how to use the toilet so she didn’t need to clean a litter box.
And after all of this? When you hit the dreaded wall and nobody has to put up with your shit anymore because you lost your youth and looks?
Why, then you’ll complain about not being able to find marriageable men, while simultaneously demanding that you not be held accountable for your past actions.