Squee! is the sound that women make when attempting to infiltrate an online community of men. It goes something like this:
- Woman posts vague stuff about herself in order to elicit interest from beta males and white knights on the site.
- The beta boys lap it up and ask for more details.
- She complies. While doing so she makes a determined effort to write her comments in a way that is cute, feminine even. She knows that men are starved of feminine women.
- She will pepper her comments with smiley faces and winkey faces. But for the full frontal big gun exchange she reserves the time honored female squeal of pleasure.
All the lap dogs want a squee! She will hand them out carefully. Mustn’t use them too liberally now. If she thinks that too many squee!s have been forthcoming then she will dial it back to just the winkey faces.
And so it goes.
If for some reason you wish to have this type of female running after you on cyberspace, just call her out on her squee!. Use good amounts of mockery and disdain. Remain haughty and aloof. And watch your private message box begin flashing. However, she will most probably be criminally insane. Take that for what it’s worth.