Adam Piggott

Gentleman adventurer

Squee!

Squee! is the sound that women make when attempting to infiltrate an online community of men. It goes something like this:

  1. Woman posts vague stuff about herself in order to elicit interest from beta males and white knights on the site.
  2. The beta boys lap it up and ask for more details.
  3. She complies. While doing so she makes a determined effort to write her comments in a way that is cute, feminine even. She knows that men are starved of feminine women.
  4. She will pepper her comments with smiley faces and winkey faces. But for the full frontal big gun exchange she reserves the time honored female squeal of pleasure.

Squee!

All the lap dogs want a squee! She will hand them out carefully. Mustn’t use them too liberally now. If she thinks that too many squee!s have been forthcoming then she will dial it back to just the winkey faces.

And so it goes.

If for some reason you wish to have this type of female running after you on cyberspace, just call her out on her squee!. Use good amounts of mockery and disdain. Remain haughty and aloof. And watch your private message box begin flashing. However, she will most probably be criminally insane. Take that for what it’s worth.

 

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3 Comments

  1. earl

    From what I’ve seen on the internets the more you make ladies wail and gnash teeth, the more edifying the post usually is…like posting something about men preferring debt free virgins with no tattoos.

  2. Post Alley Crackpot

    So now you know why gamer culture and the Chans came up with TITS OR GTFO …

    “SQUEEEEEEE I’M A GAMER GRRRL I’M SPECIAL YOU SHOULD DO THINGS FOR ME”

    “tits or gtfo”

    “WOT? I AM SPECIAL GAMER GRRL YOU ARE RUDE”

    “rude? it has come to our attention you wish for special favours, therefore tits or gtfo”

    “I AM SPECIAL GAMER GRRL NO WAY I AM SHOWING YOU MY TITS”

    “therefore gtfo, special gamer grrl about to get fragged”

    “YOU JUST FRAGGED ME! YOU ASSHOLE!”

    “what’s so hard to understand about tits or gtfo, bitch?”

    *snicker* 🙂

  3. purge187

    “However, she will most probably be criminally insane.”

    Or a Feminist. But we repeat ourselves.

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