I caught a brief article in my news feed about three handmade golliwog dolls causing some controversy at the Royal Adelaide Show. By controversy what we mean is that some SJW whose antennae were primed to seek out and unearth all acts of horrible racism discovered the dolls and then did their very best to cause as big of a stink as possible.
The part that I liked the most is that the three dolls won first, second, and third place in the judging – a clean golliwog sweep!
But the lunacy of the story aside, the thing that caught my eye was the attached video that goes with the piece. (Incidentally, if any of my dear readers knows how to save and permanently embed that video, please let me know in the comments.)
The video is a short clip designed to guide people on the best ways not to be racist. Really. The only sound is some abstract music with the messaging being delivered by captions on the screen. The first caption is the following:
Most of us don’t WANT to be racist.
A few things are implied here. Some of us DO want to be racist; I wonder who those nasty people could be? But the bigger message is that you’re a racist whether you intend to be or not.
Here’s how to make sure that you’re not accidentally part of the problem.
The not so subtle threat is that your implicit behavior is bad and must be corrected or you will become a problem, and nobody wants to be a problem now do they. What do we try to do with problems? We try to make them go away.
Don’t assume stereotypes such as Asians are good at math or indigenous have drinking problems.
I think the best way to go around countering your inner-racist is to state the opposite of these racist stereotypes. So the next time you meet an Asian, loudly proclaim that you are quite sure that the individual is really bad at math. If they look at you in a confused manner and declare that they actually are good at math then call them a racist. Makes sense to me.
Also, for you kids still at school, any Asian kid that is good at math make sure to inform them that they are perpetuating racial stereotypes so they better flunk their next math test or else.
As for the abos not having a drinking problem, you can attempt the same approach but they’ll probably just hurl their wine flagon at you.
We all know what happens when you assume …
No we don’t actually. What does happen? Nothing at the moment but if the progs have their way then it will be 4am bashing on the front door and haul you off to the re-education camps. They have lots of prior form on this.
Be patient if someone’s English isn’t perfect, at least they’re trying – learning new languages is hard!
So if the Asian uses garbled English that makes no sense, instead of asking them what they mean I reckon the best thing to do would be to just pass them a calculator.
Don’t touch another person’s hair; no matter how different it is to yours!
It’s official – hairdressers are the most racist people in the country. I kinda always suspected it.
Don’t use racial slurs in any context. The words were designed to denigrate a person’s self-worth.
Without watching the video I just want you to imagine what race of actor they chose in the video for this little part here. Hint – if you were leaning along the lines of old male white guy then you get a prize! Remember, only white people can be racist.
Slurs are never funny or appropriate.
Never? Oh noes. Every rap artist and black comedian in history are now not funny and inappropriate. I hope that someone informs them.
Acknowledge the equality gap for people of diverse backgrounds.
There is a helpful image of an aboriginal flag on this one just in case you were unsure of whom your betters are to which you need to genuflect. You must pay penance for your sins of being born into a non-diverse background. Diverse people are more deserving of, well, everything than you. Please give freely of all your stuff.
If you’re called out for being racist, take that criticism onboard. Getting defensive just makes the problem worse.
In case you weren’t sure of what the problem is, you’re the problem. It is not possible for a diverse person to inaccurately accuse you of racism. More of less your very existence is racist on many levels. Also problematic. Gee, I wonder what they have in store for us in the future? I mean, they’ll eventually be satisfied with us acknowledging all of our inner-racism, won’t they? Or will they decide that having all of these self-confessed racists around them is not acceptable after all. Perhaps they’ll want to make the problem go away.
Naw, they wouldn’t do that! I mean, I’ve got a black friend! And my cousin married an Asian girl! We’ll be fine!
The biggest tip is to continue being aware.
You will always be a racist, white person. And don’t you ever forget it.
Not being racist makes the world a better place for all of us to live.
Not having any racist white people around would make the world a better place for them all to live as well I reckon. See? I told you they want to make problems go away.
As far as I can tell this video was put out by the Nine News network. It’s not government generated. This is what the MSM is spending their money on. You just might want to take a moment to think of the real implications here.