Soy boys, the effeminate male NPCs who strive so earnestly to do the bidding of their prog masters, have had their masculinity poisoned by the soy products which they enthusiastically consume. The result of overexposure to soy is an exaggeration of limp-wristed behavior due to a plummeting of their testosterone levels. The end result looks something like this:
Based on the photo I’m assuming that soy also affects eyesight.
The wide open mouth is a feature not a bug of soy boys. It is the equivalent of a dog rolling on to its back and showing its belly; nothing to fear from me, boys. Unkind observers might also theorize that such a supplicating open mouth is also one step further along the line of receiving the poz, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
The soy boys are the unhelpful idiots of the leftist prog brigade, and they are a great example of what happens when beta males believe anything that women tell them in return for the vaguest promise of a future sexual encounter.
But not content with the hordes of soy boys that already infect the earth, our prog overlords desire for all men to be emasculated in a similar fashion. And as such they are now set upon a goal of banning milk. Serious weightlifters know that real full cream high protein Jersey Cow milk is the number one thing to get you growing, get you strong, and get your T values going up the charts. Which makes the prog attempts to force milk out of favor perfectly understandable.
Up to this point they have concentrated on making milk unacceptable by the all too familiar ploy of it being cruel to animals. However, faced with an extremely lackluster response on the entire ‘cows will suffer’ front, the progs have decided to get serious.
Yes, you heard it; milk is now racist. Pinch yourself now and see if you can wake up.
The next step will be to make the claim that everyone who drinks milk is LITERALLY HITLER, conveniently forgetting that the man himself was a vegetarian.