The other day I was at work in the swimming pool running a training session when one of the divers grabbed me on the bottom as a joke because I was kind of bending over and he thought it would be funny. I turned around and had only one thing to say to him:
Hashtag metoo!
Everyone laughed. WTF?
Later in the week I was lining up to get lunch and a female coworker pushed against me and “inadvertently” rubbed her breasts against me.
Hashtag metoo! I exclaimed in the middle of the large room. I was rewarded with loud cheers.
Hang on a second, I thought to myself. I am a victim of gross sexual injustices! Much suffering has been imposed upon me but the more I attempt to use this #metoo thing that everyone else is using the more everyone laughs at me.
And the worst thing is that the breast rubbing and the bottom pinching has stopped. There’s a lesson here somewhere but I can’t work out what it is. But someone day I will have its secret, oh yes, it will be mine.

16 year old model hottie gave Woody Allen her phone number and he bonked her brains out for 8 years.

Babi Engelhardt says Woody Allen showed “total disrespect” toward Mia Farrow, but what did Mia ever do to deserve respect? She’d already been divorced twice before she hooked up with Allen, and was apparently OK with marijuana and group sex. When someone is scraping the bottom of the barrel, living an immoral life of illegal drugs and sexual perversion, they should not be surprised to be treated with “total disrespect.”
Mia Farrow is just white trash and so is Babi Engelhardt. There is nothing admirable about either of them, and the only thing praiseworthy about Engelhardt is that at least she doesn’t claim to be a victim.

#Metoo!

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The dumbest thing that I have ever seen. By the way, the music is actually happening in the video, it wasn’t added later.

Related:

Now work out which one is real and which is the piss-take.

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Now for a real sport, when men were real men, and women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centuri were small furry creatures from Alpha Centuri.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxGkyRe_o40
The most tragic line is at the end.

“If courage, stamina, and leadership are the wrong image then I’m obviously in the wrong job.”

20 years later and the British Royal Navy is a floating joke.

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Pizza Hut refused to fix a wrong number issue with a local family. They took revenge.

According to them, the company declined numerous attempts to reason with them, so they did the only thing they could. They took their time executing their carefully crafted revenge plan, making sure the business received what it deserved.

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Latest climate junket in Poland doesn’t go the way the globalists wanted.

The 30,000 alarmists gathered in Katowice, Poland expected to slam-dunk their report proclaiming a planet-threatening climate crisis, finalize rules for implementing the Paris accords, redistribute infinite billions of dollars from industrialized nations to “climate victim” countries, and solidify their control over people’s energy, jobs, living standards and liberties. It didn’t work out quite that way.

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#Metoo!

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The best part is watching him smoke the 1943 cigarette.

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#Metoo!