Two messages in the mail.

I received an email from a reader named Ken who recently purchased my first book. He also sent a photo of the way he likes to travel.

There is much to approve of in this photo. I particularly like the well thumbed corner of the book, indicating that the couldn’t wait to get to the next page as he read it.

I also received an email from my leftie stalker, Dan.

You probably think I’m some kind of left-wing stalker by now, but anyway, I just wanted to reach out and apologize for calling you a pedophile apologist – even though I know you don’t like apologies šŸ™‚

I’ve learnt a lot from you Adam, the reason why I’m addicted to your blog is that you have taught me so much about the right wing/alt-right/conservative mind, which has been invaluable. You have caused me to shift my perspective (to the right) on a few issues and have tried to educate my fellow lefties about the errors of our ways, especially over the past decade, so thank you for that.

Another thing – I’m almost certain this will sound patronizing, arrogant or just pathetically lame but I’ going to say it anyway.

Try to spend less time on the internet.

Getting so angry about what superhero film people watch or getting so involved in American politics is a sure fire way to be miserable. Truly. I know you are tethered to the internet because of your blog which, in turn, helps your book sales, but I’m honestly concerned about the price you will pay in terms of mental anguish.

I am heartened by both of these emails. Ken’s because of the wonderful support, and Dan’s because if my enemies are begging me to stop what I’m doing then I must be doing something right.

Thanks guys!

11 thoughts on “Two messages in the mail.

    1. Jesse

      I really enjoyed that book, read it last year when I was 16. Definitely changed my thoughts on life and my mindset . After that I also started reading more because I realized not all books are boring as fuck! Got 2 more months in prison (school) and then I can live my own life. Thank you for the awsome read Mr. Piggot.

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  1. Post Alley Crackpot

    “… you probably think Iā€™m some kind of left-wing stalker …”

    Even relatively minor Internet personalities collect deranged fans.

    Collecting attractive Russian chick deranged fans is a much better move, BTW, at least if you don’t have a problem with sticking your dick in crazy.

    “… reach out and apologize for calling you a pedophile apologist …”

    Gamma projection, it has this sickly smell I can’t pin down exactly, but it’s a bit like Froot Loops, rancid desperation, high oestrogen sweat, and soy latte barf.

    “… Iā€™m honestly concerned about the price you will pay in terms of mental anguish …”

    OOOOOH THE CONCERN TROLL IS STRONG WITH THIS PADAWAN.

    Do you know what this is?

    This is the sound of a Gamma doing something so stupid even by his own warped measures that he has to Execute The Apology Algorithm because he’s actually managed to offend his Three-Laws-Safe Morality.

    NOOOO MAN, DON’T STRAIN YOURSELF WITH THAT MENTAL ANGUISH … how will Silent Blowjob or whatever the fuck his name is be able to carry on without your attitude corrections?

    THINK OF THE CHILDREN IN BANANAFOFANNA, MAN. *snort*

    We’re not being mean here, but … The Samaritans Care, even if we don’t!

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    1. Al Jahom

      The concern troll’s advice may not be needed for Adam, who’s not a digital native, only just having got a smartphone, but honestly, it IS good advice for people in general… as a born geek and IT pro, I’ve been living and breathing internet for >20 years and it’s not good… a break is always advisable.

      And I’m not even on FB, Twitter or iGram… the people who spend all day on those would REALLY benefit from getting out more.

      I’d like to see all 3 burned to the ground as edifices of an evil empire, but short of that, he’s right. The internet gives you a very distorted perspective on life in not much time at all.

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      1. Independent_George

        Yeah i do tend to agree to a degree haha. Although I’m pretty jack of how people ignore reality to maintain happiness. So many people have no fuckin clue of some of the shit going down in western countries. If we don’t know, if we aren’t educated, then who tf is supposed to fix this?

        It shouldn’t be Adam’s job, Z’s job, my job, your job, whoevers job to fix this. Our govts and leftists have fucked us. So should we just ignore it to escape the anguish?

        I personally appreciate Dans email. I guess he sounded sincere so I’m glad he’s learnt something. But the reason Adam mentions shit like marvel movies is because he sees the bigger picture and its deeper meaning. Half the world are low IQ sheep don’t need a jolt to understand wtf they’re doing.

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  2. TechieDude

    Damn. I miss my bike.

    I don’t know, Adam, the book looks new and the corner appears to be propped up by it’s position. Just sayin’. Still a cool pic.

    I’m guessing Dan doesn’t read the blog often. What he’s doing is probably projecting. If anything Adam seems to be efficient with his Internet time. I, like Al Jahom, spend my days in front of a screen for work (mostly), and I don’t hit as many interesting links.

    And besides, if the man spent too much time on the Internet, there would have been a quick resumption of the hot chicks and links.

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  3. Jesse

    I really enjoyed that book, read it last year when I was 16. Definitely changed my thoughts on life and my mindset . After that I also started reading more because I realized not all books are boring as fuck! Got 2 more months in prison (school) and then I can live my own life. Thank you for the awsome read Mr. Piggot.

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    1. Al Jahom

      You got to read the book at the right time, dude… put a note in your calendar to re-read it again at least once a year until you’re 25! It’s too easy for wisdom to go in one ear and out of the other!

      And some of us were in our 40\s before the benefit of this wisdom even existed!

      Let us know what interests you, and we can let you know what books are not for boring dusty old fucks.. if you want a short starter list, have a look at this:

      https://aljahom.wordpress.com/2019/01/09/the-good-books/

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