Emily Hart is the gift that keeps on giving, at least if your idea of presents is someone who is wildly dysfunctional. I reckon that a fair portion of her fan base is made up of women who watch so that they can feel better about their own sad lives. I’ve spoken about Emily before but I stumbled across one of her latest videos and it’s a doozy, folks. It turns out that Emily has finally nailed down a boyfriend and she’s done what all mentally stable people with a Youtube channel do which is to parade him to the entire world.

The video is under 10 minutes so give it a watch as like I said, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

The comments are particularly brutal, and somewhat hilarious when she asked her followers to be nice to her new beau. Whether or not he is actually gay, there is certainly a huge amount of soy in this boy which was not alleviated at all by his attempts to subtly roll up his sleeve to show off his tasteful tattoos of naked women.

I predict an epic future meltdown video from Emily when he dumps her, but this prediction is a little like shooting fish in a barrel. What is interesting about the video is the tactic that he used to get her into bed.

Emily is no doubt crazy, (she talks about a tarot card reading here for God’s sake), and the old saying about crazy girls being good in the sack is an accurate truism in general. The crazier she is then the wilder she is in bed. Thus if you’re a bit of a sexual opportunist then there is no doubt that you would want to exclusively date crazy women as you’re guaranteeing bang for your time.

What clued me up was the moment when they described how they met. Our nice young man chose to talk to her about the topic of mental health. In fact, their first date was a walk in the park where they pontificated on what it’s like to be nuts. Think about it for a moment; which subject do you think crazy girls like to talk about more than anything else? I mean, apart from themselves. This line is probably a sure fire winner if you suspect that she might be bonkers. You can add a little fuel to the fire by admitting that you too have had mental issues in the past as you can now become her project.

He made every one of these moves. It’s actually pretty smart when you think about it and I have to admire his pluck in this regard. Of course, he’s a blithering idiot for putting his face to her Youtube channel but he’s probably got nothing to lose. I mean, what is with that single dangly earring?

The other sad aspect to this whole thing is if he’s actually legit. So the woman who makes videos saying she’ll never settle and who has long lists of the qualities that a man must have chooses an ex-junkie and alcoholic and then parades him before the world?

The brutality of the wall never ceases to amaze and shock. Mother nature is indeed a bitch.