The lads over at Men of the West asked their regular contributors to post their predictions for the coming US election. As their resident silly foreigner they asked me to pen something also. I refused until they gave me a cookie.
A taste of the cookie:
When The Men of the West asked me to put together my thoughts on the outcome of the 2020 US presidential election, I was flattered at the thought that my opinions mattered. Then they told me that I am playing the role of the token dusky foreigner whose peculiar predilections and curious viewpoints provide mirth and hilarity for the few remaining native born and corn fed Americans, which made me even more happy as it means that I am special due to the peculiarities of my birth.